I promise to God that I'll put something meaningful here as soon as I can fuck off from work and remember how to do HTML.
UPDATE #2: Thursday 5/8/2025 lmao. I still haven't done shit with this website since the last update in November. One Day!
UPDATE #3: Monday 10/13/2025. Once again I am back. I have rekindled my desire to make a neat website like all the other neat websites #onhere. I added a little visitor counter down at the bottom.
Thank you for visiting. I hope you learned something about $5 Sushi Wednesday.